38 Weeks

Mommy and Daddy are simply waiting until the day that I arrive. They are all done with school for the semester and the winter has come. There is lots of snow and ice on the road now, and Mommy fears having a nightmare come true where she is forced to ride a snowmobile to the hospital so that I can be born. Mommy and Daddy say they have posted an eviction notice on Mommy's belly saying that I have to be out of there by Daddy's birthday (Dec 23rd). I think they are too silly. But at least I'd be there for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy have already bought and hung my Christmas stocking and Grandma Stimpson had started buying me Christmas clothes since last year. They'll just have to wait to see what I decide.